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Lisa Frank Safari by sbkMulletMan Lisa Frank Safari by sbkMulletMan
Bit of a joke piece, and a massive pain in the ass at that.

Me and =mngamojemo have a running joke about hating Lisa Frank since we both can't stand that sissy, happy-dappy crap, so I figured let's kill the little bastards in a classy fashion.

I knew from the start that I was essentially committing art-suicide with this. Lisa Frank's color-murdering style alone ensured this would be as painful to look at as a burn victim with syphilis making out with a homeless person, but in addition to that, there would be no real focal point since everything just jumps out and rapes the viewer's eyes, and there's just no way to make figures painted with an oil style look good when pasted onto the vile Technicolor Miscarriage that is Lisa Frank.

And I thought imitating her tacky style would be easy. Just get one overly-bright color, piss it onto another overly-bright color and airbrush purple shadows over everything. Nope. You have to KNOW what you're doing if you're going to assault, gag, subdue, hogtie, murder and molest (in that order) color & light theory like Lisa Frank does. In the end, I literally went "fuck it, it's DONE!". And like a single parent raising their kids, no matter how hard I try or how much work I put in, it just isn't gonna turn out right in the end.

And I don't CARE how dark these remarks are; I just spent the passed 2 weeks digitally airbrushing aborted skittles fetuses all over my computer screen, I'VE EARNED MY DARK HUMOR, DAMMIT!


...did I mention I can't fucking stand Lisa Frank?

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TASTE THE RAINBOW, MUTHA FUCKA!


And on a side note, my leg muscles are strong and balanced enough for me to comfortable squat down like that. I didn't become Arch-Duke of Crouchopolis for nothing!
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FurPuff Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love Lisa Frank but this is funny.
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Villanelle-Magicka Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014
I really hate Lisa Frabk's art. I saw this as a kid and I think a bought one those tiger folders, but only one. It's just so eye-bleedingly bad.
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Villanelle-Magicka Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014
Frank*
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JoSteelheels Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
This is the best thing ever I love it! That guy's you? I thought it was Voltaire at first. I love your description!
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2014
Oh, I'm not quite sexy enough to be Voltaire, but I do love the thought of riding a black unicorn down the side of an erupting volcano!
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JoSteelheels Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Yes, please, I vote that you draw that.
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Trashybanettedoll Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah noblekitten is right 
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Noblekitten336 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014
YOU ASSS HAT... SHE WAS A GREAT ARTIST WITH GREAT IMAGINATION CANT YOU SEE THAT? SHE USES SO MUCH TIME IN HER DRAWLINGS D: People these days.. :flowerno: 
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014
awww, did I make the purple penguin on your school folder cry?

Oh well, too bad. That'll teach the purple fucker to not be such a hideous assembly-line abomination. 
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Noblekitten336 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014
To most people that have Creativity love Lisa Frank's Drawling and btw I don't have a purple Penguin on my school folder i have " Princess Kitty"  I don't really use it for anything.. she is the one who inspired me to drawl most people these days don't care if their Grandpa died. 
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014
Oh, "pwincess kitty", that makes it all much...worse.  Yeah, never tell that story again, even if you do actually use school supplies and learn how to properly articulate a thought.  That's...not something you really want to go around telling people as if it's a good thing, because it's not.  It really, really isn't.  Next you're going to tell me that Thomas Kinkade was a decent human being. 

Still, it was at least good for a laugh knowing that somebody takes this kitschy schlock far, far, faaaar too seriously.  Definitely makes one appreciate Robert Crumb a lot more, but oh well.  You can just enjoy your Wal-Mart aisle art gallery and get back to "drawling", whatever that is.  And give my regards to Mr. And Mrs. Creativity when you see them, because that's apparently a proper noun now.  Seriously, stay in school. 
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Noblekitten336 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014
eh i still think it is just rude to make fun of people's art work she she uses alot of colors.. but Really the point of it is.. if she would look at what you have made.. she would feel that much worser.. i drawl at lunchtime in my middle school mostly random practice but its better when people acaully like when your drawling stuff and thtas my only good talent. be honest.. i'm short.. i fail so hard in mathclass When Life is hard and tough.. makes you wanna ecscape to another world and how to do that.. simply by drawling.
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014
Can I get this in English, please?  Anyone? 

Or at the very least, can someone tell me what the Hell a "drawling" is?  This is what Lisa Frank does to people.  Damn that education-destroying cunt. 
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Noblekitten336 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014
Then really. i bet this world will actaully end without trees and oxygen Because people just don't care :L Art was the development of culture.. and i guess no matter how much i explain this to you,, you wont agree some People's Life is Hard they lose friends.. I lost mine cuz this damn computer plus i used to always.. fight with my nethew.. once threw a icecube at him and now he has a scar right between his eyes. and after that i started not to be social and talked less. and now i am drawling. end of story   .. no more replies.. your welcome :L Paw Print (Purple) - F2U! 
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014
...now I know why people get abortions.

Some kids just aren't worth it.  You are a horrible person.
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Ellofayne Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OH, MY GOSH!!! this is so funny and your description was MARVELOUS!!! Thank you for brightening my day
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
I've actually forgotten what I wrote there, it is pretty funny!

I need to forget more of the stuff I write so that I can go back to it in the future and laugh again, heh.
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Daemonic-Fae Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2011
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mngamojemo Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2011
I'm glad I didn't get any eye-wrecking pink and violet blood all over my safari suit.
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2011
That's what the gun's for! Guns are nature's way of saying many things, like "back off" or "I really want to kill that thing over there, but I don't want to touch the damn thing".

And Minions/Hunting Dogs are nature's way of saying "bring that dead thing back to me so I don't have to work to get it".

Nature is hilariously cruel!
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CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
MY EYES. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2011
No it's not, it's HORRIFYING! GOD, I hate "cute"!

However, it is extremely delicious. All Lisa Frank animals taste like candy!
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CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
I used to love Lisa Frank as a kid. When I got a little older, adoration was swiftly replaced by the nagging question "How did this get popular?"
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2011
The goofy alternative unicorn in your icon shows how far you've come.
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CindarellaPop Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
:nod: Oh to meet my younger self and hit her.
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Hurricanrana Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2011
THE TREES

THEY'RE ORANGE
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2011
Fucking Complimentary Contrast!
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darkanddefiant Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2011
:heart:
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