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So yeah, I've been playing a lot of Mortal Kombat X ever since last week and I'm going to keep playing for a while since I've been a huge supporter of the games ever since its debut in '92, so if I seem absent at all, it's because I'm spilling enough blood to house a vampire Shamu in a really fun video game.  Sorry, but Scorpion has simply been part of my life for much longer than you monkeys and has been since I was a weeee widdle kid in a 7-11 (back when they had arcade cabinets in the stores)

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  • Mood: Stunned
  • Listening to: "GET OVER HERE!"
  • Reading: Wise Man's Fear
  • Watching: damn-near every Bruce Lee flick
  • Playing: I JUST fucking told you!
  • Eating: Your Face
  • Drinking: Your Blood-Juice
Just Another Day For A Typical Cartoon-Viewer by sbkMulletMan
Just Another Day For A Typical Cartoon-Viewer
After months of delays, I've finally thought up a fun excuse to draw Peacock.  This crazy lil' munchkin basically sums up my entire life ever since I was about 2 years old.  How can I not want to draw her?

It may look confusing to younger people, but there was once a time when this was very much considered standard childhood.  Ah, those were simpler times...unless you were a parent, in which case you're probably still having 'Nam-like flashbacks involving your kids imitating Daffy & Donald's piano duel.  We apologize for NOTHING! 
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Fandom Freaks: Furries 3-Let's Touch Butts by sbkMulletMan
Fandom Freaks: Furries 3-Let's Touch Butts
Preemptive answer #1: "Because you're fucking creepy, that's why".

Preemptive answer #2: "Bullshit, because then you wouldn't be pissy because you would know it doesn't even apply to you.  Keep your filthy butt off me you pervert".

With that out of the way, yeah, I felt I was overdue for another drawing of these fuck-faces.  I first got the idea for this one as soon as I heard (and quickly closed) that godawful song...not the one chanted in the background text, the even more annoying one about fox fucking, or whatever shit it's supposed to be.  Then I put the idea in a deep, dark place and forgot about it because I don't know WHERE I got the "sharing the same pair of underpants" idea, but it creeped even me out.  I wasn't in a real big hurry to draw this one until now.

However, I do know that I learned "touch butts" from the TGS Co-Optional podcast (it may have even still been Polaris) when Dodger used the phrase as a euphemism for creepy sex in a discussion about one of her Anime Bullshit games.  She has a way of coming up with creepy terms for things. 

...y'know, I think the more I explain where I get my ideas, the more confusing/horrific I end up making everything instead.  Creepy furrverts are touching butts, that's all anyone needs (and more than they want) to know.  Stop fucking innocent fox-monsters.  No means NO.
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The Day The Clown WENT TO FRIGGIN' HELL! by sbkMulletMan
The Day The Clown WENT TO FRIGGIN' HELL!
My second drawing of my new "Sunny Bunny" character: a soul-shattering mysterious hand-puppet that doesn't sugar-coat peoples' problems (the opposite of what pictures of cute bunnies tend to do on the internet).

This one came from a remark I made after the first drawing ( sbkmulletman.deviantart.com/ar… ) about people who are clearly fucked up beyond any sense of reason, yet feel-good assholes bullshit them into thinking "they're just fine the way they are".  Imagine if someone pulled that crap with a freak-job like John Wayne Gacy.  Yeah, doesn't work so well, does it?

As for Sunny herself, I was really dissatisfied with her overly-simple original costume in my first drawing as she kind of had this granny-jammies thing going on, so I wanted to spruce her up a bit in this drawing.  I noticed a lot of Easter Bunnies like wearing vests, so I went with that...though even "granny-jammies" are classy compared to Gacy.

So yeah, if you're dangerously fucked up beyond belief, goddamn un-fuck yourself before you end up a John Wayne Gacy or something, because not even "finding god" while on death row (probably didn't happen with Gacy; but you hear that with a lot of convicts) will redeem your demented ass.  What can I say, God hates freaks! ...hey, sometimes you just feel like making an old Robot Chicken reference after drawing a child-killing psycho! 
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Sunny-Bunny by sbkMulletMan
Sunny-Bunny
I've been wanting to debut this character for a while after she (originally he) had been dancing around my head for over half a year. 

If there is one thing that I genuinely hate about dipshits on the internet (and I'm known for not getting along with dipshits on the internet!), it's the reinforcing and enabling of destructive behaviors with ass-grabbing, "you're perfect no matter how fucking crazy you are" feel-good bullshit.  So to satirize this, I thought of a mysterious hand puppet "reality rabbit" that basically doesn't sugar-coat the truth of things.  And let's face it, when it comes to genuine mental illness (not just the exaggerated fucking clown shoes displayed here for comedic effect), do NOT listen to random assholes on facefuck or bumbler, because they're full of shit and "good intentions" are not a goddamn degree in psychology or medicine, although being told what one wants to hear is about as addictive as any drug and just as dangerous in large doses. 

So remember: never, ever, EVER trust a picture of some innocent-looking bunny or other cute animal with some cutesy caption over it, because those are not Bunny's words.  Bunny doesn't give a fuck about you and your pissy people-problems.  Chances are, it's just some feel-good enabler of destructive behaviors blowin' sunshine up your ass.
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So yeah, I've been playing a lot of Mortal Kombat X ever since last week and I'm going to keep playing for a while since I've been a huge supporter of the games ever since its debut in '92, so if I seem absent at all, it's because I'm spilling enough blood to house a vampire Shamu in a really fun video game.  Sorry, but Scorpion has simply been part of my life for much longer than you monkeys and has been since I was a weeee widdle kid in a 7-11 (back when they had arcade cabinets in the stores)

:icontoastyplz:
  • Mood: Stunned
  • Listening to: "GET OVER HERE!"
  • Reading: Wise Man's Fear
  • Watching: damn-near every Bruce Lee flick
  • Playing: I JUST fucking told you!
  • Eating: Your Face
  • Drinking: Your Blood-Juice

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LilPhantomHorse Featured By Owner May 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
OP is such a retard. He obviously wanted the last word :lol: Too bad he closed it, I was going to reply to his comment about me minding his business with, "You shouldn't have posted in a public forum then".
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner May 16, 2015
Yeah, that backfired in his face pretty bad, heh.  And all that fuss over something that makes Henry Darger look like Disney. 

That's what happens when you advertise demented crap and are still surprised that people hate you for it.  "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LOOOOVE MEEEEEE!" Nope!
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LilPhantomHorse Featured By Owner May 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah really XD

Yup. LOL, I don't care for him at this point so loving him isn't going to happen XD
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neurotype Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I was hoping your link would be Carlin :lol:
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Lucywashere Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015
YAAAAAY!!!

...that reminds me, I've had a big clown-related drawing that's been sitting in a sketchbook for like...THREE years now!  The Killer Klownz panel isn't even 20% done with the penciling. 
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Lucywashere Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015
Cool!
can you post it on now??
I'd like 2 see it xd
(this was my childhood movie btw)
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015
It's nowhere near done, and one reason I've been postponing it so long is because I'm terrified of the digital process and arranging all the different clowns and keeping it consistent.

I really need to just get it finished. 
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Morals2liveby Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2015
You look like you're in bad need of some morals. :hmm:

Here are a few good ones that you could live by:

-Treat others how you would like to be treated        -What goes around comes around              -Two wrongs don't make a right

-never pollute            -Always tell the truth in any situation            -Swearing is never ok, unless you're having a REALLY bad day



Hope that helps. :)
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2015
You smell like the many deaths of cheap, child labor.


Keep up the good work! 
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