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While returning home from class today, I was stuck at the transit station listening to a couple bicker very, very loudly.  What they discussed is really their own damn business, but that's not the issue.  To make a long story short (too late), the girl really, REALLY wanted to get the Hell away from her now ex-boyfriend, and for good reason, buuuut I stopped feeling sympathy for her the moment our bus pulled up.

Here's the routine for the bus: You don't get on the moment it pulls up and drops off the passengers.  Especially not when they're switching drivers, as they were.  When the second driver gets there (long before departure time), they do little routines to start their shift: check the mirrors, reboot the little computer, buncha little things.  What you do NOT do is barge onto the bus the moment you see the doors opening because chances are by the time you get there, the driver has already initiated the mechanism to close the door, and you may get a limb stuck, which happened.

No injury, the doors are designed that way, but this is where the real issue starts (fiiiinally): legally, they HAVE to file an accident report, and chances are the driver is going to get in trouble, even outright fired, just because shit happened on their shift.  Okay, lady, I understand you want to get away from the asshole, I get why you're angry, but you do not barge your way through a bus door when you aren't even allowed to get on (the driver's back was turned as she flipped the door-switch, and the passenger was friggin' fast), and then proceed to verbally abuse the driver for your own stupid shit, telling her to "hurry the fuck up and let me on".

We were all delayed, in scorching California heat, security was called, I myself filled out a witness report/information sheet because no way in HELL am I going to let that driver get screwed over because of this.  Stupid people shouldn't screw over honest employees of anything, even if they are royally pissed. 

and to make things even worse, the week before (on the same bus, no less), the nearby cops were called in to cuff a man for also aggressively yelling at the woman he was with, and there must have been something worse on their actual bus ride over, because I think the driver called for the cops as soon as they pulled into the station.  And just across the street from the incident today, 3 people were cuffed over some other incident, and I really picked a hell of a year to take summer classes again. 

TL;DR: The only thing bad with public transportation is the freakin' public. 

Anti-Complaint:: My brother is having his first kid soon (well, his wife is) and I finally get to go overboard with stupid Monkey's Uncle jokes.  I just like saying the word "monkey".

A Silly Little Song:
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About a week ago, a self-righteous prick tried to have a series of comics forcefully removed from her college English course, as well as from the school entirely because she, and her parents (CUT the fucking umbilical cord!) were troubled by these "pornographic" books. 

www.heavymetal.com/news/studen…
(side-note: read The Long Halloween and Dark Victory and you'll see that even Batman & Robin comics can get extremely violent)

Neil Gaiman's Sandman, Alison Bechdel's Fun Home, Marjane Satrapi's Persepolis, and Y: The Last Man.  I've read all of Neil Gaiman's Sandman, as most of you are aware, and that's not pornography.  It's still DC comics, so OF COURSE it's not pornography, and their Vertigo branch is at the most the equivalent of a R-Rated movie.  I've read Bechdel's Fun Home and it's an autobiographical story, sometimes even a confessional, and it's an invaluable psychological insight on a lesbian woman's experience growing up with herself and her family issues, so OF COURSE you're going to get sexual references, you twat!  How DARE someone have the courage to tell their life story, even the awkward and upsetting and other personal bits (but still not pornography).  Life isn't a Disney movie, kid.

But I haven't read the other half of the proposed chopping block, and because my College proudly contains an exceptional comic section in its library, I checked out both books of Persepolis (Y: The Last Man is scheduled for next week).  Wouldn'cha know, NO pornography!  Sure, a man gets pissed on during a reminiscence of a torture session, but TORTURE upon Iranian citizens during the wars throughout the 70s and 80s!?  Noooo, y'don't say!  Or maybe she's just pissed that the Iranian people in the books aren't depicted as a bunch of fanatical terrorist zealots like they're supposed to be.  What the Hell is Satrapi trying to do, EDUCATE us on how Iranians really are as if she were actually THERE when it all happe-ohhhhhhhh....riiiiiight.  Whoops.

But seriously, Persepolis is friggin' amazing and if the sheltered mega-bitch or her family actually READ it, then maybe she'd get an actual understanding of the dangers of censorship.  Still, I have to thank this prudish asshole and her parents, because funny thing about trying to ban a book, even if it's just at one college: you just end up giving it free advertising, and you've just given me more books to enjoy.  So lady, why don't you come right up to my armpit and KISS MY ASS (those who have read the book will get it).

So yeah, just because you're a sheltered little piss-baby doesn't mean that the rest of the world has to be.  Never push your insecurities onto others.  This is exactly the reason why these books are part of college courses.  This isn't high school anymore, cupcake.  You either learn to play with the big kids, or you can go back home and cry to mama. 

TL;DR: ďAt most I would like the books eradicated from the system. I donít want them taught anymore. I donít want anyone else to have to read this garbage.Ē

:iconsean-conneryplz::iconsaysplz: Goose-stepping morons like yourself should try READING books instead of BURNING them!

Anti-Complaint: My English class this summer semester is actually REALLY fuckin' amazing so far! 

Second Anti-Complaint: I think I have my next Self-Righteous Prick Fairy idea.

A Happy Little Song:
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:music:Read a Book!  Read a Book!  Read a Mother-Fuckin' Book! :music:
So yeah, I've been playing a lot of Mortal Kombat X ever since last week and I'm going to keep playing for a while since I've been a huge supporter of the games ever since its debut in '92, so if I seem absent at all, it's because I'm spilling enough blood to house a vampire Shamu in a really fun video game.  Sorry, but Scorpion has simply been part of my life for much longer than you monkeys and has been since I was a weeee widdle kid in a 7-11 (back when they had arcade cabinets in the stores)

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  • Mood: Stunned
  • Listening to: "GET OVER HERE!"
  • Reading: Wise Man's Fear
  • Watching: damn-near every Bruce Lee flick
  • Playing: I JUST fucking told you!
  • Eating: Your Face
  • Drinking: Your Blood-Juice
Just Another Day For A Typical Cartoon-Viewer by sbkMulletMan
Just Another Day For A Typical Cartoon-Viewer
After months of delays, I've finally thought up a fun excuse to draw Peacock.  This crazy lil' munchkin basically sums up my entire life ever since I was about 2 years old.  How can I not want to draw her?

It may look confusing to younger people, but there was once a time when this was very much considered standard childhood.  Ah, those were simpler times...unless you were a parent, in which case you're probably still having 'Nam-like flashbacks involving your kids imitating Daffy & Donald's piano duel.  We apologize for NOTHING! 
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Fandom Freaks: Furries 3-Let's Touch Butts by sbkMulletMan
Fandom Freaks: Furries 3-Let's Touch Butts
Preemptive answer #1: "Because you're fucking creepy, that's why".

Preemptive answer #2: "Bullshit, because then you wouldn't be pissy because you would know it doesn't even apply to you.  Keep your filthy butt off me you pervert".

With that out of the way, yeah, I felt I was overdue for another drawing of these fuck-faces.  I first got the idea for this one as soon as I heard (and quickly closed) that godawful song...not the one chanted in the background text, the even more annoying one about fox fucking, or whatever shit it's supposed to be.  Then I put the idea in a deep, dark place and forgot about it because I don't know WHERE I got the "sharing the same pair of underpants" idea, but it creeped even me out.  I wasn't in a real big hurry to draw this one until now.

However, I do know that I learned "touch butts" from the TGS Co-Optional podcast (it may have even still been Polaris) when Dodger used the phrase as a euphemism for creepy sex in a discussion about one of her Anime Bullshit games.  She has a way of coming up with creepy terms for things. 

...y'know, I think the more I explain where I get my ideas, the more confusing/horrific I end up making everything instead.  Creepy furrverts are touching butts, that's all anyone needs (and more than they want) to know.  Stop fucking innocent fox-monsters.  No means NO.
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So yeah, I've been playing a lot of Mortal Kombat X ever since last week and I'm going to keep playing for a while since I've been a huge supporter of the games ever since its debut in '92, so if I seem absent at all, it's because I'm spilling enough blood to house a vampire Shamu in a really fun video game.  Sorry, but Scorpion has simply been part of my life for much longer than you monkeys and has been since I was a weeee widdle kid in a 7-11 (back when they had arcade cabinets in the stores)

:icontoastyplz:
  • Mood: Stunned
  • Listening to: "GET OVER HERE!"
  • Reading: Wise Man's Fear
  • Watching: damn-near every Bruce Lee flick
  • Playing: I JUST fucking told you!
  • Eating: Your Face
  • Drinking: Your Blood-Juice

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Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2015  Student Writer
Think you'll appreciate this.
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2015
NOOOOOOO, the memories!  THE HORROR! 

I'm only thankful that there isn't any audio. 
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Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2015  Student Writer
I got accosted by ten today. I gave up trying to use archery to shoot them out of the sky and just started wildly stabbing the air while running to Balmora crying.

I was playing with my headphones off and my mom yelled at me because of all the fucking "SKREEE!"
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2015
I'm trying to find that insta-killing anti-cliffracer belt mod, but all I can find is something that puts a forcefield around you, which isn't NEARLY as satisfying as the lightning bolt that just smites the SHIT out of them!

And I just checked the Morrowind Nexus and nothing, but I do remember not finding the mod there way back when I downloaded it in 2011.  It was some other site that for all I know doesn't even exist anymore. 
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Phantom-Horse Featured By Owner May 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
OP is such a retard. He obviously wanted the last word :lol: Too bad he closed it, I was going to reply to his comment about me minding his business with, "You shouldn't have posted in a public forum then".
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner May 16, 2015
Yeah, that backfired in his face pretty bad, heh.  And all that fuss over something that makes Henry Darger look like Disney. 

That's what happens when you advertise demented crap and are still surprised that people hate you for it.  "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LOOOOVE MEEEEEE!" Nope!
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Phantom-Horse Featured By Owner May 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah really XD

Yup. LOL, I don't care for him at this point so loving him isn't going to happen XD
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neurotype Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I was hoping your link would be Carlin :lol:
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Lucywashere Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015
YAAAAAY!!!

...that reminds me, I've had a big clown-related drawing that's been sitting in a sketchbook for like...THREE years now!  The Killer Klownz panel isn't even 20% done with the penciling. 
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