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Baron Von Fuzzbottom III
United States
What the Hell are you starin' at?
As my latest drawing suggests, I'll be pissing off for a vacation in less than 24 hours.  Vacation time, bitches, have some cryptically appropriate music!

LOTS of train rides and very little internet connection, so I don't count on being around DA for a whole lot during travels.  I'll mostly be sitting and watching gratuitous amounts of various cartoons as I pass through half the US.  Sorry, but you monkeys aren't exactly a priority right now, because I've got bigger things to focus on, like the Life-Sized Travel-Tetris of how many DVDs and comics I can slip in to my bag without sacrificing space for food. 

I'll be leaving tomorrow before the crack of dawn (or in the crack, or up the butt, or all around the front into the crotch of dawn, depending on your time zone and local position on the globe), and it's gonna be a long journey from there.  So why am I wasting time here when I have to get my shit together!? 
  • Mood: Tense
  • Listening to: various game soundtracks
  • Reading: Still haven't finished Name of the Wind
  • Watching: Futurama and Star Trek: Deep Space 9. NEEEERD!
  • Playing: Sanitarium...dear god...
  • Eating: COOKIE!
  • Drinking: Coffee. Fuck sleep!

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winkinglynx Featured By Owner 3 days ago  New member
Baron Bon Fuzzbottom ROFLMAO you're making a fool of yourself buddy, just fyi
sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner 3 days ago
D'awww, someone's butt-hurt. 

See, this is why "dog puppy" didn't love you and had to move away to a more deserving, responsible person.
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014
Hey, Mullet!

Why am I not promoted to Forum Pimp over at Grievances yet :stare:?
sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014
I dunno, ask the fake Jamaican "guy", I haven't even had my coffee yet today.
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014
Is Grievances even a thing? Didn't that group die ages ago?
KaizenKitty Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014  Student Writer
BonnieKnox Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist have an hilarious gallery :lol:
sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014
If only the doctors saw it the same way. 

They're never any fun.

BonnieKnox Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Your humor is close to our Spaniard humor... weird, crazy, politically incorrect and dark :lol::la::la:
sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014
Well, after that little incident that the world seems to have a hard time expecting, I guess that humor would be quite acceptable.

Which reminds me, where's my comfy chair?  Okay, that's technically British humor, but whatever, it's all fun! 
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