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Fandom Freaks: Furries 3-Let's Touch Butts by sbkMulletMan
Fandom Freaks: Furries 3-Let's Touch Butts
Preemptive answer #1: "Because you're fucking creepy, that's why".

Preemptive answer #2: "Bullshit, because then you wouldn't be pissy because you would know it doesn't even apply to you.  Keep your filthy butt off me you pervert".

With that out of the way, yeah, I felt I was overdue for another drawing of these fuck-faces.  I first got the idea for this one as soon as I heard (and quickly closed) that godawful song...not the one chanted in the background text, the even more annoying one about fox fucking, or whatever shit it's supposed to be.  Then I put the idea in a deep, dark place and forgot about it because I don't know WHERE I got the "sharing the same pair of underpants" idea, but it creeped even me out.  I wasn't in a real big hurry to draw this one until now.

However, I do know that I learned "touch butts" from the TGS Co-Optional podcast (it may have even still been Polaris) when Dodger used the phrase as a euphemism for creepy sex in a discussion about one of her Anime Bullshit games.  She has a way of coming up with creepy terms for things. 

...y'know, I think the more I explain where I get my ideas, the more confusing/horrific I end up making everything instead.  Creepy furrverts are touching butts, that's all anyone needs (and more than they want) to know.  Stop fucking innocent fox-monsters.  No means NO.
The Day The Clown WENT TO FRIGGIN' HELL! by sbkMulletMan
My second drawing of my new "Sunny Bunny" character: a soul-shattering mysterious hand-puppet that doesn't sugar-coat peoples' problems (the opposite of what pictures of cute bunnies tend to do on the internet).

This one came from a remark I made after the first drawing (… ) about people who are clearly fucked up beyond any sense of reason, yet feel-good assholes bullshit them into thinking "they're just fine the way they are".  Imagine if someone pulled that crap with a freak-job like John Wayne Gacy.  Yeah, doesn't work so well, does it?

As for Sunny herself, I was really dissatisfied with her overly-simple original costume in my first drawing as she kind of had this granny-jammies thing going on, so I wanted to spruce her up a bit in this drawing.  I noticed a lot of Easter Bunnies like wearing vests, so I went with that...though even "granny-jammies" are classy compared to Gacy.

So yeah, if you're dangerously fucked up beyond belief, goddamn un-fuck yourself before you end up a John Wayne Gacy or something, because not even "finding god" while on death row (probably didn't happen with Gacy; but you hear that with a lot of convicts) will redeem your demented ass.  What can I say, God hates freaks! ...hey, sometimes you just feel like making an old Robot Chicken reference after drawing a child-killing psycho! 
Sunny-Bunny by sbkMulletMan
I've been wanting to debut this character for a while after she (originally he) had been dancing around my head for over half a year. 

If there is one thing that I genuinely hate about dipshits on the internet (and I'm known for not getting along with dipshits on the internet!), it's the reinforcing and enabling of destructive behaviors with ass-grabbing, "you're perfect no matter how fucking crazy you are" feel-good bullshit.  So to satirize this, I thought of a mysterious hand puppet "reality rabbit" that basically doesn't sugar-coat the truth of things.  And let's face it, when it comes to genuine mental illness (not just the exaggerated fucking clown shoes displayed here for comedic effect), do NOT listen to random assholes on facefuck or bumbler, because they're full of shit and "good intentions" are not a goddamn degree in psychology or medicine, although being told what one wants to hear is about as addictive as any drug and just as dangerous in large doses. 

So remember: never, ever, EVER trust a picture of some innocent-looking bunny or other cute animal with some cutesy caption over it, because those are not Bunny's words.  Bunny doesn't give a fuck about you and your pissy people-problems.  Chances are, it's just some feel-good enabler of destructive behaviors blowin' sunshine up your ass.
Self-Righteous Prick Fairy: The Morality Mobile by sbkMulletMan
Self-Righteous Prick Fairy: The Morality Mobile
I HATE drawing cars, I suck at drawing cars, I can never do them consistently and I am the Rob Liefeld of vehicular art in general, and not only that, but judging from the vast differences between my laptop monitor and the monitor for my desktop that I used to color this, the colors and contrasts are completely different and significantly smudgier than I originally intended, so this car DESERVES to burn, and may it die like pigs in Hell!

Teffical Dichniculties asside, this edition of the Self-Righteous Prick Fairy is mainly in response to all the crybaby piss-monkeys pissing and crying themselves over a few nipples and butts on an art website, which apparently is "porn" now, because we live in 1950s America again for whatever reason.  I started this weeks ago, got horribly sick, then got busy with class work, and I really need to figure out a different approach to color things, because this whole wild difference in appearance depending on what monitor you're using is annoying me more than scanners ruining colors of traditional work.  This thing's been in the artistic meat-grinder for so long that I just wanna be done with it because, well, I really don't give a flying fuck!

I'm gonna go look at nipples and butts now.


Baron Von Fuzzbottom III
United States
What the Hell are you starin' at?
Ever since Halloween, I've been distracted with schoolwork and lots of video games to keep me sane during all the school crap I've had lately...I haven't been able to handle or even tolerate many of the people around me lately, so it's been a new kind of stressful situation for me.  Just watch the Deep Space 9 episode, The Wire and pay close attention to Garak's dialogue and you may get the picture.  But yeah; busy and mentally drained.  Even now I still have about 2 weeks of school stuff to worry about, and the only thing I've been able to draw since Halloween is a filler-page for a group presentation in Social Psychology (which ironically, isn't going very socially...).  in fact, I'm even skipping 2 mini-papers for my psychology class so I can focus more on the presentation and because I just can't fucking focus on writing write...RIGHT now (see?).  This also explains why I've been absent, save the occasional brief, snarky comment here and there.  It's also been pretty dead lately, so it looks like I chose a great time to get distracted with life and a SMITE addiction. 

So I've got 2 classes to finish up, I can hopefully get a special multi-holiday drawing going to make up for some lost art time, and unless SMITE has another limited special event before Christmas, I don't think I'll be as distracted with that.  In fact, when I've been playing a fucking MOBA game as a way of REDUCING stress, you know things are messed up, because that's like jumping into a volcano to put out a fire.  So hopefully I can be a bit more active and making my usual stupid jokes just as soon as I organize my final presentation for Psychology and at the same time, study up for my difficult History final. 

Priorities suck! 
  • Mood: Irritated
  • Listening to: Steam Powered Giraffe
  • Reading: Too busy for books...did I REALLY just say that?!?
  • Watching: I Am Santa Claus documentary
  • Playing: SMITE. Get stung!
  • Eating: EVERYTHING!
  • Drinking: Egg Nog...please stop me!

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neurotype Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I was hoping your link would be Carlin :lol:
Lucywashere Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015
sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015

...that reminds me, I've had a big clown-related drawing that's been sitting in a sketchbook for like...THREE years now!  The Killer Klownz panel isn't even 20% done with the penciling. 
Lucywashere Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015
can you post it on now??
I'd like 2 see it xd
(this was my childhood movie btw)
sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015
It's nowhere near done, and one reason I've been postponing it so long is because I'm terrified of the digital process and arranging all the different clowns and keeping it consistent.

I really need to just get it finished. 
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Morals2liveby Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2015  New member
You look like you're in bad need of some morals. :hmm:

Here are a few good ones that you could live by:

-Treat others how you would like to be treated        -What goes around comes around              -Two wrongs don't make a right

-never pollute            -Always tell the truth in any situation            -Swearing is never ok, unless you're having a REALLY bad day

Hope that helps. :)
sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2015
You smell like the many deaths of cheap, child labor.

Keep up the good work! 
Morals2liveby Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  New member
Morals, baby. Morals.
sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015
I LOVE Moral Orel!  It's a great show!

Especially the one with the prostitutes! 
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Crazylittleloon Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2014  Student Writer
Yo, I got Morrowind installed and working. Recommend me some mods.
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