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Big Fat Ugly Bug Face Baby-Eating O'Brien by sbkMulletMan
Big Fat Ugly Bug Face Baby-Eating O'Brien
Because WHY NOT??

I've actually had this idea in my head for a year, filed under the "stupid shit" pile of the to-draw list.  A random moment from Muppet Treasure Island taken a bit literally with Conan O'Brien as the subject (because Richard is honestly at his creepiest as a scrawny scarecrow of a man).

I think this will wrap up my "baby-eating filler week" of drawings.  I think I'll get started on my main Halloween drawing soon.
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Bitches Ate My Baby by sbkMulletMan
Bitches Ate My Baby
Just more fun filler to get me in the Halloween mood.  Nothing meaningful, nothing "artsy", just some bitches.  Eating a baby.  It's almost as if I have a theme going on.  Hrm....I think I can squeeze out one more baby-eating drawing before I actually put effort into a proper Halloween drawing.

Eat your babies, bitches!
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Pic-A-Nic Basket by sbkMulletMan
Pic-A-Nic Basket
What?  Babies are delicious!  Look, it's happy, see?  Eat your goddamn babies.

A Stephen Gammell-inspired pre-Halloween drawing that didn't turn out nearly as nicely as I wanted because my digital drawing tools are limited, which resulted in my "soft charcoal" tool looking like the smudge tool...not the kind of icky I was going for, but hey, it's the thought that counts, right? 

EAT YOUR BABIES! 
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Yeah, I haven't even set foot in a movie theater since 2007.  Partly due to budget (art supplies, school text books, discreet blood transfusions, I mean, uh...pet food?), but mostly because I don't give a shit about most movies that come out.  Even the ones I am interested in, I can easily wait for video or Netflix.  Besides, if I have to sit through ONE more goddamn over-the-top, melodramatic, pseudo-epic battle sequence where everyone prepares by standing around in the rain with the FAKEST fucking forced blue lighting washing over everything, I'm going to strangle puppies and feed them to my pet vampire. 

But then there are movies that don't waste their time mimicking other movies.  These include Coraline and ParaNorman, both of which I saw at home and wondered why the Hell I did not see them in theaters.  Not wanting to make that mistake a third time, I saw Boxtrolls in theaters and I was so goddamn happy!  I didn't even have any idea what the movie was really about until I went to see it (partly due to shit marketing, but that's not the movie's fault), but I trust Laika and that was enough, and they still have my trust.  Problem is, I really, really want people to go and see it for themselves, so I can't really say much about it...kind of ruins the purpose of making a journal entry...huh.  Did not think this through...whatever, WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE!  Especially since a lot of people out there are whining that it's not the cutesy, pandering "child-safe" bullshit that you would get with pixar, dreamworks or those pissant knockoff productions where even "sinister" characters are only allowed to look cute and marketable. 

"Not suitable for children"?  No, it's suitable for children, it's just not suitable for piss-baby parents who tell their children what is acceptable or not based on arbitrary bullshit.  If a movie upsets these people, it means it's doing its job.  Kind of strange how Laika movies can turn the grotesque into the most appealing and at times even adorable display ("Oil Can", that's all I will say), and it's the exact opposite for most other children's movies where the "cute", marketable characters end up looking like Satan's genital warts. 

blueprintreview.co.uk/wp-conte…

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia…
(be thankful I didn't show the Jellyfish)

justlovemovies.files.wordpress…
(to a certain unicorn that may be reading, I apologize in advance for this one...you probably even know what movie it is based on this warning)

And those are all the examples I can stomach, you get the idea...and thankfully, those are just still images.  In animation, they're even more hideous, and while I'm at it, the retarded twinkie men from those despicable dipshit movies can go to Hell.  I just want to get my opinion on those fuck-nards out right now.  If I want a bunch of undignified yellow henchmen, I'll stick with The Monarch's men of Venture Brothers, thank you very much.  At least they have the decency to DIE on a regular basis.  Better uniforms, too.

But enough shtick, back to the point: the greatest thing about Laika movies is that each one doesn't have to be compared to the previous.  Boxtrolls is not trying to be ParaNorman, which was not trying to be Coraline.  Each one is its own thing, has its own themes and atmosphere, and the only thing that gets better and better is the quality of the animation...dear god, the facial expressions in Boxtrolls alone makes the movie worth it.  This is why "grotesque" is GOOD!  It has character, caricature, and actually invokes fucking THOUGHT AND EMOTION from the audience, rather than simply pandering to their moronic asses with key-jingling bullshit to dumb them down, as well as their moron children.  For the love of fuck, give this movie some attention, because it is part of possibly the last theatrically-released remnant of the old Don Bluth days of Secret of NIMH or An American Tale where kids and their parents were smart enough to handle "scary" without pissing themselves.

...FUCK, I actually get worked up when I have something worth talking about! 
  • Mood: b0x0rz-less
  • Listening to: Thomas Was Alone soundtrack
  • Reading: Dracula
  • Watching: good cartoons slowly dying off.
  • Playing: Age of Wonders III
  • Eating: Your babies. With Cheese! LOADSA cheddah!
  • Drinking: Blood. Blood. gallons of the stuff.

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sbkMulletMan
Baron Von Fuzzbottom III
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Yeah, I haven't even set foot in a movie theater since 2007.  Partly due to budget (art supplies, school text books, discreet blood transfusions, I mean, uh...pet food?), but mostly because I don't give a shit about most movies that come out.  Even the ones I am interested in, I can easily wait for video or Netflix.  Besides, if I have to sit through ONE more goddamn over-the-top, melodramatic, pseudo-epic battle sequence where everyone prepares by standing around in the rain with the FAKEST fucking forced blue lighting washing over everything, I'm going to strangle puppies and feed them to my pet vampire. 

But then there are movies that don't waste their time mimicking other movies.  These include Coraline and ParaNorman, both of which I saw at home and wondered why the Hell I did not see them in theaters.  Not wanting to make that mistake a third time, I saw Boxtrolls in theaters and I was so goddamn happy!  I didn't even have any idea what the movie was really about until I went to see it (partly due to shit marketing, but that's not the movie's fault), but I trust Laika and that was enough, and they still have my trust.  Problem is, I really, really want people to go and see it for themselves, so I can't really say much about it...kind of ruins the purpose of making a journal entry...huh.  Did not think this through...whatever, WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE!  Especially since a lot of people out there are whining that it's not the cutesy, pandering "child-safe" bullshit that you would get with pixar, dreamworks or those pissant knockoff productions where even "sinister" characters are only allowed to look cute and marketable. 

"Not suitable for children"?  No, it's suitable for children, it's just not suitable for piss-baby parents who tell their children what is acceptable or not based on arbitrary bullshit.  If a movie upsets these people, it means it's doing its job.  Kind of strange how Laika movies can turn the grotesque into the most appealing and at times even adorable display ("Oil Can", that's all I will say), and it's the exact opposite for most other children's movies where the "cute", marketable characters end up looking like Satan's genital warts. 

blueprintreview.co.uk/wp-conte…

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia…
(be thankful I didn't show the Jellyfish)

justlovemovies.files.wordpress…
(to a certain unicorn that may be reading, I apologize in advance for this one...you probably even know what movie it is based on this warning)

And those are all the examples I can stomach, you get the idea...and thankfully, those are just still images.  In animation, they're even more hideous, and while I'm at it, the retarded twinkie men from those despicable dipshit movies can go to Hell.  I just want to get my opinion on those fuck-nards out right now.  If I want a bunch of undignified yellow henchmen, I'll stick with The Monarch's men of Venture Brothers, thank you very much.  At least they have the decency to DIE on a regular basis.  Better uniforms, too.

But enough shtick, back to the point: the greatest thing about Laika movies is that each one doesn't have to be compared to the previous.  Boxtrolls is not trying to be ParaNorman, which was not trying to be Coraline.  Each one is its own thing, has its own themes and atmosphere, and the only thing that gets better and better is the quality of the animation...dear god, the facial expressions in Boxtrolls alone makes the movie worth it.  This is why "grotesque" is GOOD!  It has character, caricature, and actually invokes fucking THOUGHT AND EMOTION from the audience, rather than simply pandering to their moronic asses with key-jingling bullshit to dumb them down, as well as their moron children.  For the love of fuck, give this movie some attention, because it is part of possibly the last theatrically-released remnant of the old Don Bluth days of Secret of NIMH or An American Tale where kids and their parents were smart enough to handle "scary" without pissing themselves.

...FUCK, I actually get worked up when I have something worth talking about! 
  • Mood: b0x0rz-less
  • Listening to: Thomas Was Alone soundtrack
  • Reading: Dracula
  • Watching: good cartoons slowly dying off.
  • Playing: Age of Wonders III
  • Eating: Your babies. With Cheese! LOADSA cheddah!
  • Drinking: Blood. Blood. gallons of the stuff.

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Paladin-FullMetal Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I wanna say that you're the most honest guy I know on this site, despite you criticize everyone to the point you were suspended. But the latter doesn't matter because you're still more honest and entertaining than, MakarovJAC (from bad webcomics) because he wrongly criticizes everyone (including good artist with actual original work) just to have his own self glory. While you, you're an awesome guy and you deserve the glory you have earned for the last nine years
That's all.
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an0nymous-user Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014  New member
Just to let you know, don't let anyone bring you down. You are an amazing person and you can do anything you want to. ~anonymous
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014
Speak up, you're muttering. 

You sound like you got a tiny head on ya or somethin'. 
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an0nymous-user Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014  New member
Okay, that was a very nice thing of you to say. :(
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014
If you're going to mutter, at least create an audible mutter, all I hear is static.
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Bryd013 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey there. I've seen you on the forum many times and I've got to say, every post you make always cracks a smile on my face. It's not just that, some of your art made me feel the same way too :la:

Also, I thank you for jogging my memory about Disney's hidden wrongdoings when I had completely forgotten about them. And also for that post about the "ruining of childhood" thing. It was very direct and you are certainly a man with a lot of sense :nod:

Yeah... just my petty words of praise so, keep up with the good work :dummy:
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winkinglynx Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014
Baron Bon Fuzzbottom ROFLMAO you're making a fool of yourself buddy, just fyi
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014
D'awww, someone's butt-hurt. 

See, this is why "dog puppy" didn't love you and had to move away to a more deserving, responsible person.
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014
Hey, Mullet!

Why am I not promoted to Forum Pimp over at Grievances yet :stare:?
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014
I dunno, ask the fake Jamaican "guy", I haven't even had my coffee yet today.
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